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    Gorgeous Woman Seduces the Mailman the Day Before His Retirement—But Nothing Prepared Him for What She Said

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    Gorgeous Woman Seduces the Mailman the Day Before His Retirement—But Nothing Prepared Him for What She Said

    Afterwards It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

    At the first house on his route, the whole family greeted him, congratulated him, and sent him on his way with a big gift certificate.

    At the second house, he received a box of fine imported cigars.

    At the third house, the folks gave him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

    At each stop along the route, he was met with congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts of all types and values.

    Finally, at the last house, he was greeted by a stunning young blonde in a revealing negligee.

    She took him by the hand, led him inside, and up the stairs to the bedroom—where they shared a very passionate time together.

    Afterwards, she brought him downstairs and served him a huge breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice.

    When he was stuffed, she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she set it down, he noticed a dollar bill tucked under the cup.

    “All this was too wonderful for words,” he said.

    “But what’s the dollar for?” “Well,” she replied, “last night I told my husband that today was your last day and that we should do something special for you.

    I asked him what to give you.” He said, ‘Scr*w him… give him a dollar.’

    The blonde blushed and added, “But the breakfast was my idea.” 🤣

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    Lawyer Asks an Elderly Woman a Question in Court — but He Never Expected This Response

    In a small-town trial, a Southern prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother, to the stand.
    He approached her and asked:
    “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”
    She replied:
    “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment. You lie, you che@t on your wife, you manipulate people, and you talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot, but you don’t have the brains to realize you’ll never amount to more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.”
    The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked:
    “Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?”
    She calmly replied:
    “Why, yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was young, too. He’s lazy, arrogant, and has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention, he che@ted on his wife with three different women—one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.”
    The defense attorney nearly fainted.
    The judge quietly called both lawyers to the bench and said in a low voice:
    “If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll have you both sent to the electric chair.”

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