Author: kaylestore
Wife: Honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden. Husband: Do I look like a gardener? Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door. Husband: Do I look like a carpenter?….. Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed. Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself….! Wife: No its not me. Husband: Who then! Wife: Our neighbor Husband: You paid him how much? Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or s3x…. Husband: I hope u gave him bread!! Wife: Do I look like a bakery!!!!
Air conditioning (AC) has become a staple in many homes, especially during hot summer months. For many people, sleeping with the AC on at night feels almost like a necessity to escape the sweltering heat and achieve a comfortable night’s sleep. However, what most folks don’t realize is that there are several compelling reasons to reconsider this habit. Sleeping with the AC on might provide temporary comfort, but it can have long-term consequences for your health, energy bills, and the environment. Here’s why you should think twice before turning on the AC at bedtime. 1. Negative Impact on Health Sleeping…
Getting a good night’s sleep is crucial for both physical and mental health, yet many people struggle with sleep disturbances. Fortunately, natural remedies can offer effective solutions without the need for pharmaceuticals. One such remedy is a soothing herbal tea blend designed to promote relaxation and improve sleep quality. Here’s a detailed look at a simple recipe that you can try at home and the science behind how it helps alleviate sleep issues. The Magic Sleep Tea Recipe Ingredients: Chamomile Flowers: 2 teaspoons Lavender Buds: 1 teaspoon Valerian Root: 1/2 teaspoon Peppermint Leaves: 1 teaspoon Honey (optional): 1 teaspoon Water:…
I asked my friend, “What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?” He said “You should share responsi- bilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.” I asked “Can you explain?” He said “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other’s decisions.” Still not convinced, i asked him “Give me some examples” He said “Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when & where…
A boss says to his secretary, “we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements.” The secretary makes call to her husband, “my boss and i will be travelling abroad for some reasons.” The secretary husband makes call to her secret lover, “my wife is travelling for the weekend so come to my house so that we can be together.” The secret lover makes call to the child she’s teaching lesson, “i will not be at home this week so don’t come for lesson.” The child makes call to his grandpa “grandpa, my lesson teacher is not around so…
An old woman was walking her dog one evening when a young man ran by her and grabbed her purse and took off. A couple across the street ran over to check on her saying the police were called and would be here in a few minutes, The old woman smiles and tells the couple that Its really no big deal, she carries her old purse to put her dog’s poop in it until she gets home to dispose of it… Imagine the surprise when the thief opens the purse. A man comes home to find his wife of 10…
A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The cow said, “I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!” The ant said, “I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that’s why I am the greatest!” Why are you scrolling down? It’s your turn to say something… If you are up to some good laughter, you are at the right place as the following story will surely make your day. A husband…
Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office right now. Little Johnny: Yes, sir! Boss: Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me? Little Johnny: Yes, sir! The customer is always right. Boss: So what were you arguing about with that customer? Little Johnny: He said my boss is stupid and an idiot, sir! Boss: That dumm man. What did you say to him? Little Johnny: I told him he’s right.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighbourhood boys for being stupid. Their favourite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbour takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?” Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams, She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother. Then she called the second number to which his sister replied. When she dialed the third number her own phone rang. She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole month’s salary to make up for it. Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as ‘Uncle…