Author: kaylestore
A boss says to his secretary, “we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements.” The secretary makes call to her husband, “my boss and i will be travelling abroad for some reasons.” The secretary husband makes call to her secret lover, “my wife is travelling for the weekend so come to my house so that we can be together.” The secret lover makes call to the child she’s teaching lesson, “i will not be at home this week so don’t come for lesson.” The child makes call to his grandpa “grandpa, my lesson teacher is not around so…
An old woman was walking her dog one evening when a young man ran by her and grabbed her purse and took off. A couple across the street ran over to check on her saying the police were called and would be here in a few minutes, The old woman smiles and tells the couple that Its really no big deal, she carries her old purse to put her dog’s poop in it until she gets home to dispose of it… Imagine the surprise when the thief opens the purse. A man comes home to find his wife of 10…
A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The cow said, “I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!” The ant said, “I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that’s why I am the greatest!” Why are you scrolling down? It’s your turn to say something… If you are up to some good laughter, you are at the right place as the following story will surely make your day. A husband…
Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office right now. Little Johnny: Yes, sir! Boss: Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me? Little Johnny: Yes, sir! The customer is always right. Boss: So what were you arguing about with that customer? Little Johnny: He said my boss is stupid and an idiot, sir! Boss: That dumm man. What did you say to him? Little Johnny: I told him he’s right.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighbourhood boys for being stupid. Their favourite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbour takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?” Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams, She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother. Then she called the second number to which his sister replied. When she dialed the third number her own phone rang. She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole month’s salary to make up for it. Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as ‘Uncle…
Using Ginger to Prevent Motion Sickness According to traditional medicine, to combat motion sickness, you should consume a piece of fresh ginger about the size of your thumb, peeled, washed, and crushed or chewed, mixed with a glass of warm water, about 30 minutes before departure. Throughout the journey, you should occasionally hold a piece of ginger in your mouth. Traditional medicine states that ginger has a spicy taste and warming properties, affecting the lung, spleen, and stomach meridians. It helps expel wind, dispel cold, warm the stomach, resolve phlegm, promote fluid movement, and detoxify. In traditional herbal medicine, regardless…
In a classroom filled with eager young minds, a teacher decided to spark their creativity with an engaging word game. The challenge was to come up with words that end with “tor” and have an insatiable appetite for consuming things. The students excitedly raised their hands, ready to participate. First in line was a confident little boy who proudly shouted, “Alligator!” The teacher applauded him for his big and powerful word choice. The classroom buzzed with anticipation as the next student eagerly exclaimed, “Predator!” The teacher commended the student for their impressive vocabulary. And then, there was Little Johnny. Known…
When going to the toilet in restaurants and hotels, you will easily see the toilet filled with ice and wonder why the restaurant owner does this. In addition to keeping drinks cold, many restaurants and hotels also use ice to pour into the toilet in the bathroom. So what is the effect of pouring ice into the toilet? Read the article below to find out! In restaurants, restaurants or hotels, the frequency of customers using the toilet is very high, especially male customers, so keeping the toilet and toilet clean is very important because not all customers want to go…
Cottage cheese, with its mild flavor and creamy texture, has become a staple in many diets. Often regarded as a ‘superfood’, it is rich in essential nutrients and can be incorporated into various dishes. In this article, we will explore the numerous effects of eating cottage cheese daily and how it impacts your overall health. Nutritional Profile of Cottage Cheese Cottage cheese is packed with vital nutrients, including high-quality protein, calcium, phosphorus, and B vitamins. A single serving typically contains around 11 grams of protein, 4 grams of carbohydrates, and varying fat content depending on whether you choose low-fat or…