Browsing: Joke

God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years.” “Anything you…

A mom texts, “Hi Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?” He texts back, “I Don’t Know, Love You,…

The truth is that men don’t always listen! No matter what you say, they still do what they believe is…

So, my wife managed to crash the car again today. When the police showed up, she was all fired up,…

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough…

The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a…

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you…

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”…

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind. Today, I got a…

There was an old couple.… they noticed that they were getting more and more forgetful and decided to go to the…