He Asked His Wife Where the Rake Was — Her Answer Left Him Speechless

A man was out in the garden, busy pulling weeds, when he realized he couldn’t find his rake. His wife was upstairs about to take a shower, so he shouted,

“Hey! Where’s the rake?”

She couldn’t hear him over the running water. “What?” she called back.

Frustrated, he decided to act it out. He pointed to his eye, then his knee, and made a raking motion. “EYE—KNEE—THE RAKE!”

His wife squinted down at him, confused. “What?”

He exaggerated the gestures again: “EYE—KNEE—THE RAKE!”

Finally, she nodded like she understood. Then she pointed to her eye… then to her left breast… then to her backside… and finally between her legs.

The man froze, staring up at her in disbelief. “What the hell does THAT mean?”

He stomped inside, marched upstairs, and demanded, “Alright, what was all that about?”

His wife rolled her eyes and replied matter-of-factly:

“EYE—LEFT TIT—BEHIND—THE BUSH!”

A man was out in the garden, busy pulling weeds, when he realized he couldn’t find his rake. His wife was upstairs about to take a shower, so he shouted,
“Hey! Where’s the rake?”
She couldn’t hear him over the running water. “What?” she called back.
Frustrated, he decided to act it out. He pointed to his eye, then his knee, and made a raking motion. “EYE—KNEE—THE RAKE!”
His wife squinted down at him, confused. “What?”
He exaggerated the gestures again: “EYE—KNEE—THE RAKE!”
Finally, she nodded like she understood. Then she pointed to her eye… then to her left breast… then to her backside… and finally between her legs.
The man froze, staring up at her in disbelief. “What the hell does THAT mean?”
He stomped inside, marched upstairs, and demanded, “Alright, what was all that about?”
His wife rolled her eyes and replied matter-of-factly:
“EYE—LEFT TIT—BEHIND—THE BUSH!”

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