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A tour bus driver was cruising around town with a bus full of elderly folks when, suddenly, a little old lady tapped him on the shoulder.<\/p>\n
She smiled while handing him a handful of peanuts.<\/p>\n
Gratefully, he munched them down, thinking, “Older people are generous and kind.”<\/p>\n
About fifteen minutes later, she tapped him again and offered him another handful of peanuts, and he happily ate them.<\/p>\n
This happened a few more times until, out of curiosity, he finally asked, “Why don’t you all eat the peanuts yourselves? Maybe pass them around to the rest of the passengers?”<\/p>\n
“Oh, don’t worry about us, dear,” the old woman said with a sweet, toothless smile. “We just love sucking the chocolate off them.”<\/p>\n
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A farmer drove over to his neighbor\u2019s house and knocked on the door.<\/span><\/p>\n A 9-year-old boy answered.<\/span><\/p>\n “Hey there, is your mom or dad home?” the farmer asked.<\/span><\/p>\n “Nope, they went to town,” the boy replied.<\/span><\/p>\n “How about your brother Howard? Is he around?”<\/span><\/p>\n “Nope, he went with them.”<\/span><\/p>\n The farmer stood there awkwardly for a moment, shifting from one foot to the other. The boy, noticing his hesitation, offered, “I know where all the tools are if you need to borrow one. Or I can give Dad a message!”<\/span><\/p>\n The farmer sighed. “Well, uh\u2026 I really need to talk to your dad. It\u2019s about your brother Howard\u2026 he got my daughter Suzy pregnant!”<\/span><\/p>\n The boy thought for a second and shrugged. “Hmm. You\u2019ll have to ask Dad about that. I know he charges $50 for the bulls and $15 for the pigs, but I have no idea what he charges for Howard!”<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A tour bus driver was cruising around town with a bus full of elderly folks when, suddenly, a little old lady tapped him on the shoulder. She smiled while handing him a handful of peanuts. Gratefully, he munched them down, thinking, “Older people are generous and kind.” About fifteen minutes later, she tapped him again<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":21796,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-21792","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-joke"},"yoast_head":"\n