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While on a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods pulls up to a petrol station in the middle of the Irish countryside in his BMW. The attendant, having no idea who Tiger is, greets him warmly in the traditional Irish way.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u201cTop of the mornin\u2019 to ye, Sir,\u201d says the attendant. Tiger nods politely and reaches for the petrol nozzle. As he does, two golf tees slip out of his pocket and fall to the ground.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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The attendant looks down, puzzled, and asks, \u201cWhat are those?\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u201cThey\u2019re tees,\u201d Tiger replies.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u201cWell, what in God\u2019s name are they for?\u201d asks the Irishman, clearly confused.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u201cThey\u2019re for resting my balls on when I\u2019m driving,\u201d Tiger explains with a grin.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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The Irishman\u2019s eyes widen in disbelief. \u201cF00kin’ Jaysus,\u201d he says, \u201cBMW thinks of everything!\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Outsmarted by a 9-Year-Old<\/b><\/h2>\n

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A farmer drove over to his neighbor\u2019s house and knocked on the door.<\/span><\/p>\n

A 9-year-old boy answered.<\/span><\/p>\n

“Hey there, is your mom or dad home?” the farmer asked.<\/span><\/p>\n

“Nope, they went to town,” the boy replied.<\/span><\/p>\n

“How about your brother Howard? Is he around?”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Nope, he went with them.”<\/span><\/p>\n

The farmer stood there awkwardly for a moment, shifting from one foot to the other. The boy, noticing his hesitation, offered, “I know where all the tools are if you need to borrow one. Or I can give Dad a message!”<\/span><\/p>\n

The farmer sighed. “Well, uh\u2026 I really need to talk to your dad. It\u2019s about your brother Howard\u2026 he got my daughter Suzy pregnant!”<\/span><\/p>\n

The boy thought for a second and shrugged. “Hmm. You\u2019ll have to ask Dad about that. I know he charges $50 for the bulls and $15 for the pigs, but I have no idea what he charges for Howard!”<\/span><\/p>\n

Bus Driver Versus the Elderly: A tour bus driver was cruising around town with a bus full of elderly folks when, suddenly, a little old lady tapped him on the shoulder.<\/h2>\n

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A tour bus driver was cruising around town with a bus full of elderly folks when, suddenly, a little old lady tapped him on the shoulder.<\/p>\n

She smiled while handing him a handful of peanuts.<\/p>\n

Gratefully, he munched them down, thinking, “Older people are generous and kind.”<\/p>\n

About fifteen minutes later, she tapped him again and offered him another handful of peanuts, and he happily ate them.<\/p>\n

This happened a few more times until, out of curiosity, he finally asked, “Why don’t you all eat the peanuts yourselves? Maybe pass them around to the rest of the passengers?”<\/p>\n

“Oh, don’t worry about us, dear,” the old woman said with a sweet, toothless smile. “We just love sucking the chocolate off them.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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