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A cheerful woman walked into the pharmacy with confidence and asked the clerk,
\n\u201cHi! Do you have deodorant for\u2026 well\u2026 your bottom?\u201d<\/p>\n

The clerk blinked.
\n\u201cUm\u2026 bottom deodorant?\u201d
\n\u201cYes,\u201d the woman said proudly. \u201cI\u2019ve been buying it here for months.\u201d<\/p>\n

Slightly confused, the clerk smiled politely.
\n\u201cLet me grab the pharmacist real quick.\u201d<\/p>\n

The pharmacist came out and asked,
\n\u201cCan you describe the product?\u201d<\/p>\n

The woman nodded.
\n\u201cIt\u2019s in a little tube, you twist the bottom, and it goes up. You apply it to the bottom, just like it says on the label.\u201d<\/p>\n

Still puzzled, the pharmacist asked,
\n\u201cDo you have the container with you?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOf course!\u201d she said, digging into her purse and handing it over.<\/p>\n

The pharmacist turned it over, read the label\u2026 and tried not to laugh.<\/p>\n

\u201cMa\u2019am, this is a regular stick of underarm deodorant.\u201d<\/p>\n

The woman snatched it back, read the label aloud, and said with a shrug,
\n\u201cSee? It says right here: \u2018To apply, push up bottom.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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