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A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried.<\/p>\n

She asks, \u201cWhat if the baby starts coming, and I can\u2019t get to the hospital in time?\u201d<\/p>\n

The doctor replies, \u201cWell, woman have been having babies for a million years without an attendance by doctors. It\u2019s a very natural process. The first thing you do is to assume the same position you were laying in when you got pregnant.\u201d<\/p>\n

The blonde interrupts with, \u201cDo you mean with the left foot in the glove compartment and the right foot hanging out the window?\u201d<\/p>\n

Bonusjoke:<\/strong><\/h1>\n

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They hadn\u2019t seen each other in 30 years, but at a lively reunion party, four old friends picked up right where they left off.<\/p>\n

As the drinks flowed, the conversation turned to their children \u2014 successful, wealthy, and generous beyond belief. One by one, the proud fathers bragged about the lavish gifts their sons had given to their best friends.<\/p>\n

But when the fourth friend shared his story, the room fell silent. What he revealed not only shocked his buddies but completely flipped the script on their conversation\u2026<\/p>\n

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Four friends, who hadn\u2019t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.<\/p>\n

The first guy said, \u201cMy son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.<\/p>\n

He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he\u2019s the president of the company.<\/p>\n

He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.\u201d<\/p>\n

The second guy said, \u201cDarn, that\u2019s terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot.<\/p>\n

Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He\u2019s so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.\u201d<\/p>\n

The third man said: \u201cWell, that\u2019s terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire.<\/p>\n

He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.\u201d<\/p>\n

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: \u201cWhat are all the congratulations for?\u201d<\/p>\n

One of the three said: \u201cWe were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?\u201d<\/p>\n

The fourth man replied: \u201cMy son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.\u201d<\/p>\n

The three friends said: \u201cWhat a shame\u2026what a disappointment.\u201d<\/p>\n

The fourth man replied: \u201cNo, I\u2019m not ashamed. He\u2019s my son and I love him. And he hasn\u2019t done too bad either.<\/p>\n

His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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