{"id":25861,"date":"2025-11-05T17:29:43","date_gmt":"2025-11-05T10:29:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kaylestore.net\/?p=25861"},"modified":"2025-11-05T17:29:43","modified_gmt":"2025-11-05T10:29:43","slug":"guess-whos-feelin-romantic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kaylestore.net\/?p=25861","title":{"rendered":"GUESS WHO’S FEELIN’ ROMANTIC?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/p>\n

Harold had been planning this all day.<\/p>\n

He trimmed his ear hair. He used aftershave from 2003. He even changed into his nicest pair of flannel pajamas, the ones without the mysterious spaghetti stain.<\/p>\n

Tonight was going to be the night.<\/p>\n

He slid into bed like a stealthy walrus, flashed a grin at Edna, and whispered,
\n\u201cGuess who\u2019s feelin\u2019 romantic?\u201d<\/p>\n

Edna didn\u2019t look up from her laptop. \u201cHarold, check your email.\u201d<\/p>\n

He blinked. \u201cWhy would I check my email? I\u2019m right here, radiating pheromones.\u201d<\/p>\n

She sighed. \u201cI sent it this morning. Subject line: \u2018Not Tonight.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n

Harold grabbed his laptop off the nightstand. Sure enough\u2014there it was.
\nTimestamped 7:42 AM.
\nBold letters.
\nAll caps.
\nBCC\u2019d to the cat.<\/p>\n

\u201cEdna!\u201d he gasped. \u201cYou put me in a reply-all with Whiskers?!\u201d<\/p>\n

She finally glanced at him. \u201cWell, someone needed to see it, and he\u2019s the only one who doesn\u2019t argue.\u201d<\/p>\n

Harold grumbled. \u201cThis is emotional spam.\u201d<\/p>\n

She leaned back on her pillows. \u201cAt least I didn\u2019t send a GIF.\u201d<\/p>\n

He muttered, \u201cYou used to send me love notes.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI still do,\u201d Edna said. \u201cThey just go to your junk folder now.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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